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Do people here play Throne of Lies? @Nigma is obsessed with it

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Developer of Mastodon

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mastodon
Liberapay: https://liberapay.com/Mastodon/

Avatar by @DearMsDear

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I had to watch some video for the take-home exam. It was about racism, very heavy. It more or less took all my spoons.

But now I'm going to read the related chapters in the book about it. It's more about group psychology.

If anyone's interested look up the blue eye/brown eye experiment

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aka kinkymal. gamer, streamer, foodie, fattie, #CFS, former #Mastodon Project Manager.
she/her
http://patreon.com/maloki

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\"Facebook Can't Be Fixed\" by John Battelle https://shift.newco.co/its-the-advertising-model-stupid-b843cd7edbe9

This is exactly how I feel about it. It's the business model that's the problem.

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\"Facebook Can't Be Fixed\" by John Battelle https://shift.newco.co/its-the-advertising-model-stupid-b843cd7edbe9

This is exactly how I feel about it. It's the business model that's the problem.

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🎺.☕ admin, Mastodon contributor, JS/OSS/web guy at Microsoft. https://nolanlawson.com
My evil twins: @nolan @nolan

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aka kinkymal. gamer, streamer, foodie, fattie, #CFS, former #Mastodon Project Manager.
she/her
http://patreon.com/maloki

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How to evade potentially awkward social situations: shout \"the lone ranger rides again!\" and run in a random direction

Variation: shout \"PARKOUR!\" instead

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Discursive anomalies. Anti-content. Theme-resistant. Passive-benevolent. Unrelenting ululations. Hug your bots! | https://www.patreon.com/sargoth

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hi frens
do good stuff today
take care yourself
have fun with life
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
💖🎉😊

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💻 | 🗺
tooting silliness, code, pizza, cats
he/him
cybrestories: @tcql

🤗/💖/friendly = ✅
😘/🍆/etc = 🚫

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all these funding systems letting people support projects, none of them providing an easy way to anti-support them

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💻 | 🗺
tooting silliness, code, pizza, cats
he/him
cybrestories: @tcql

🤗/💖/friendly = ✅
😘/🍆/etc = 🚫

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*i open a website*

*it gives me a small electric shock*

ah i love the static web

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*i open a website*

*it gives me a small electric shock*

ah i love the static web

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systems engineer by day, instance admin by night!

also makes music & takes photos.

nb, they/them ❤️ https://tom.ovh https://ko-fi.com/itstom (EN/DE OK)

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Developer of Mastodon

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mastodon
Liberapay: https://liberapay.com/Mastodon/

Avatar by @DearMsDear

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Crosspost from birdsite:

Looking for advice. To whom should I send a review copy of my soon to launch game? Who's cool? Who do you like? You?

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Crosspost from birdsite:

Looking for advice. To whom should I send a review copy of my soon to launch game? Who's cool? Who do you like? You?

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I make video games and weird music.

I love everybody but I'm too nervous to say so.

(He/Him)

https://vitekim.itch.io/
http://rainbowkitten.com/

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Developer of Mastodon

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mastodon
Liberapay: https://liberapay.com/Mastodon/

Avatar by @DearMsDear

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https://www.gofundme.com/FlatEarthColorado

can i donate negative monies

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💻 | 🗺
tooting silliness, code, pizza, cats
he/him
cybrestories: @tcql

🤗/💖/friendly = ✅
😘/🍆/etc = 🚫

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every time I write \"import time\" in python it makes me feel like a real powerful wizard

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every time I write \"import time\" in python it makes me feel like a real powerful wizard

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https://halcy.de ~ Researcher in biosignals-based user interfaces and machine learning @ University of Bremen. Likes cats and the demoscene.

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Developer of Mastodon

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mastodon
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https://witches.town/media/PA3EBlruuOqsWRvLp58 https://witches.town/media/g54NVwYAnRqWHqwsAps

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https://witches.town/media/PA3EBlruuOqsWRvLp58 https://witches.town/media/g54NVwYAnRqWHqwsAps

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Trans | She/her | bi | Marxist-Leninist | Autistic | White Trash | ADHD | OCD |
Into theater, horror, anime, tabletop RPGs, model kits, video games, and more.
You can call me Liv
Discord: BadWrongFun#0889

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Developer of Mastodon

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@halcy https://icosahedron.website/media/i4nfmRTUrw7C9X0IbFE

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@halcy https://icosahedron.website/media/i4nfmRTUrw7C9X0IbFE

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aka Xkeeper. Not enough space here for more details :(

Journal https://xkeeper.dreamwidth.org
Website https://tilde.town/~xkeeper

Pronouns: she/her ...

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A blog post to summarize 2.1.3 and the bridge tool updates: https://www.patreon.com/posts/16323104 #Mastodon #Patreon

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A blog post to summarize 2.1.3 and the bridge tool updates: https://www.patreon.com/posts/16323104 #Mastodon #Patreon

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Developer of Mastodon

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Developer of Mastodon

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this is still my favourite regional joke

http://www.doricdictionary.com/classic-joke-peterheid-man-deid/

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Twenty something scottish queer nb fuzzy kitty friend•they/them•unlicensed computer toucher•space trucker•demoscene appreciator•fash-free zone•CMDR colonthree

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I sure stayed up to 6am last night. I sure am awake right now.

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Developer of Mastodon

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Peter Reid fae Peterheid is deid

Volvo For Sale

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Twenty something scottish queer nb fuzzy kitty friend•they/them•unlicensed computer toucher•space trucker•demoscene appreciator•fash-free zone•CMDR colonthree

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Steamed hams, but it's a Japanese dub https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOwMYxYsPig

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Developer of Mastodon

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mastodon
Liberapay: https://liberapay.com/Mastodon/

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okay, time to let my reduced-complexity computering ideas idle while I $daygig on the edge.

Back later, you wonderful folks... :blobpats:​

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---
Music: yes
Microcode: yes
Movies: yes
High-Speed Pizza Delivery: TBD
---

Trying to break things, make things, and generally reshape the world.

Available via email at sundog@reclaim.technology

All toots licensed under http://www.wtfpl.net

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@djsundog look at Azeria Labs - she’s got awesome resources on her site and is a really lovely person - I learned some ARM shellcode from her!

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@djsundog look at Azeria Labs - she’s got awesome resources on her site and is a really lovely person - I learned some ARM shellcode from her!

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An cyberpunks

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Music: yes
Microcode: yes
Movies: yes
High-Speed Pizza Delivery: TBD
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Trying to break things, make things, and generally reshape the world.

Available via email at sundog@reclaim.technology

All toots licensed under http://www.wtfpl.net

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