ENERGIZE!

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+<?php
+/* Randomograf */
+if(fnmatch("http.rb/* (Mastodon*", $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
+	$a = array("Laks", "Faxmaskiner", "Syltekrukke", "Ladestander", "Nøgenbilist", "Bøfsandwich", "Fiskefingre", "Topnøgle");
+	$b = array("spiser", "jonglerer", "dikterer", "forbløffer", "serverer");
+	$c = array("af", "for", "på grund af", "efter", "med");
+	$title = $a[rand(0,7)] . " " . $b[rand(0,4)] . " " . $a[rand(0,7)] . " " . $c[rand(0,4)] . " " . $a[rand(0,7)];
+?>
+<html>
+	<head>
+	<title><?=$title?></title>
+	<meta property="og:image" content="data/<?=sprintf("%03d.jpg", rand(1,23))?>" />
+	<meta property="og:title" content="<?=$title?>" />
+	<meta property="og:description" content="Din fake Mastodon preview generator. Nu til halv pris." />
+	</head>
+<body>
+	<h1>Hej Mastodon!</h1>
+</body>
+</html>
+<?php
+} else {
+?>
+<html>
+	<head>
+	<title>Randomograf</title>
+	</head>
+<body>
+	<h1>Tillykke du er ikke Mastodon!</h1>
+	<p>Så er der ik' så meget mere, hej hej! o/</p>
+</body>
+</html>
+<?php
+	}
+?>