35 lines
996 B
PHP
35 lines
996 B
PHP
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<?php
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/* Randomograf */
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if(fnmatch("http.rb/* (Mastodon*", $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
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$a = array("Laks", "Faxmaskiner", "Syltekrukke", "Ladestander", "Nøgenbilist", "Bøfsandwich", "Fiskefingre", "Topnøgle");
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$b = array("spiser", "jonglerer", "dikterer", "forbløffer", "serverer");
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$c = array("af", "for", "på grund af", "efter", "med");
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$title = $a[rand(0,7)] . " " . $b[rand(0,4)] . " " . $a[rand(0,7)] . " " . $c[rand(0,4)] . " " . $a[rand(0,7)];
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?>
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<html>
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<head>
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<title><?=$title?></title>
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<meta property="og:image" content="data/<?=sprintf("%03d.jpg", rand(1,23))?>" />
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<meta property="og:title" content="<?=$title?>" />
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<meta property="og:description" content="Din fake Mastodon preview generator. Nu til halv pris." />
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</head>
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<body>
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<h1>Hej Mastodon!</h1>
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</body>
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</html>
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<?php
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} else {
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?>
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<html>
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<head>
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<title>Randomograf</title>
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</head>
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<body>
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<h1>Tillykke du er ikke Mastodon!</h1>
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<p>Så er der ik' så meget mere, hej hej! o/</p>
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</body>
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</html>
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<?php
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}
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?>
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